30 Marriage Memes For Witty Wives Who Keep Their Husbands On Their Toes (July 24, 2024)

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
Jul 24, 2024 12:00 PM EDT

Welcome back married couples of the universe. Remember when you were younger, working as a waitress at that restaurant you hated, and the only thing keeping you going was your crush on the cute coworker? One conversation turns into another, the glances during shifts, and suddenly you're going on your first date with him. It goes well, better than you thought. Sooner or later you're going steady. The time flashes before your eyes, you blink and suddenly you've been together two years. You're walking down the street one day, and the unexpected happens. He's on one knee, and you have tears in your eyes. In a way it feels like a lifetime ago, and like it was just yesterday.

But it was a long time ago, and now you've been healthily and happily married for many years now. Though you've been through your ups and downs as a couple, you've always come back to each other and stuck it out through and through. You have a sense of humor, and he loves that about you, that's why you keep him on your toes even at your age. Enjoy these hilarious marriage memes, and share them with your partner. 

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  • 01
    Marriage Bliss @MarriageblissXO Him: What's wrong? Me: Nothing, just wondering why you lied on August 10th 2014 at 6:47pm?
    via @MarriageblissXO
  • 02
    My husband and I having a stare off over who deserves to be more tired Not The Worst Mom
    via youandmeandrainbows
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    When my husband tries using a back rub to trick me into
    via youandmeandrainbows
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    MARRIAGE IS A RELATIONSHIP IN WHICH ONE IS ALWAYS WRONG AND THE OTHER IS THE WIFE mb marriagebliss.com
    via marriage.memes
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    When your husband is unexpectedly home and you don't want him to see all the clothes you just bought. @wivesnightin Look away!
    via @wivesnightin
  • 06
    When my husband unloads the dishwasher once. It ain't much, but it's honest work
    via youandmeandrainbows
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    DON'T WORRY BABE, I GOT THIS mb marriagebliss.com I SAW IT ON YOUTUBE!
    via marriage.memes
  • 08
    Husbands are the best people to share secrets with. They'll never tell anyone, because they aren't even listening.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 09
    Women Who Love Wine @wwlwine Guys, every time you are at the grocery store, grab your wife a bottle of wine. If at any point you find yourself thinking "maybe she doesn't want wine", you are wrong. Get her the wine.
    via @wwlwine
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    In my next life I want to come back as a husband. MyLifeSuckers
    via MyLifeSuckers
  • 11
    No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards My wife has a "hand wash only" casserole dish that got a pretty harsh reality check in the dishwasher today. #ThugLife
    via @byclintedwards
  • 12
    Follow Abam Droud @AdamBroud [Married ] Wife: What are you wearing? Me: Just my underwear Wife: So you still haven't done the laundry? ME: No I have not RETWEETS LIKES 226 734 9:07 PM-21 Apr 2016 <-10 17226 734
    via @AdamBroud
  • 13
    mb marriagebliss.com MARRY SOMEONE WHO CAN COOK. LOOKS FADE, HUNGER DOESN'T.
    via marriage.memes
  • 14
    Messages Today 10:28 AM Thank you for putting up with me last night. I was being a beast, and I appreciate your kindness. You are an amazing partner and I'm lucky you like me. Details I wasn't that kind. I hit you with a pillow until you stopped crying. It's what I needed at the time. O iMessage Read 10:30 AM The I'm | OP QWERTYU ASDF GHJKL ZXCVBNM 123 :) space 冈 return
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 15
    My husband: Where are my shoes? Me: By the door. My husband: All right, then. Keep your secrets.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 16
    When my husband tells the kids they can stay up for 5 more minutes.
    via youandmeandrainbows
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    mb marriagebliss.com Marriage: Knowing which hand towels you're allowed to use, and which ones are for decoration.
    via marriage.memes
  • 18
    When I find my husbands shirt that was right where I said it would be.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 19
    Me and my husband pretending to be surprised when the babysitter tells us our kid wasn't good @MOMOF1ANDDONE
    via @MOMOF1ANDDONE
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    Dad and Buried @DadandBuried Sometimes I purposefully dress my toddler in mismatched pajamas just to make my wife's head explode.
    via @DadandBuried
  • 21
    Dad and Buried @DadandBuried My wife got in her gym clothes, delivered an angry five-minute rant about how much she loves bread, then started cry-laughing at an unintelligible joke she mumbled between hysterical sobs. I have never been so scared in my life.
    via @DadandBuried
  • 22
    After many years of marriage, I can still take my husband's breath away. mb marriagebliss.com Usually when he sees our credit card bill...
    via marriage.memes
  • 23
    Last night I asked my husband to put some spaghetti on the stove so I could start dinner when I got home. I came home to this... D D 804
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 24
    My wife left me in charge on the shower curtain
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 25
    WHEN YOUR HUSBAND STARTS TO TELL YOU HOW HARD IT WAS WATCHING THE KIDS WHILE YOU WERE GONE FOR A FEW HOURS RUNNING ERRANDS. mb marriagebliss.com
    via marriage.memes
  • 26
    Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer I went to lunch with friends and saw my husband at the restaurant. I was going to say his name but he was staring at his phone so I watched him. He was smiling. He typed. Then my phone dinged. And it was a video he forwarded of a dog wrestling a water hose. This is love.
    via @Parkerlawyer
  • 27
    It's more difficult to choose a movie with than it was to my wife choose a wife Dad and Burjed.com
    via Dad and Burjed.com
  • 28
    Secrets to a Happy Marriage Separate Phone Chargers FAMILY Separate Bathrooms MOM DAD Separate Netflix Profiles
    via FAMILY
  • 29
    I KNOW I'M A HANDFUL BUT THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TWO HANDS mb marriagebliss.com
    via marriage.memes
  • 30
    Wife: You pick dinner Husband: Pizza Wife: No. Husband: Burgers Wife: Ew, no. Husband: What do you want? Wife: It's up to you! mb marriagebliss.com
    via marriage.memes

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